I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE HERE, BUT I LOVE PICKLES

Sometimes I get in one of those moods where I want to talk about myself and I want to make lists and preferably make lists about myself.

This will be one of those posts.

It's lame and frankly I don't care. It's 10:08 PM and all of my friends have stopped talking to me. So its time for me to stop avoiding this shit and actually do what I semi do best and that is: blog. Actually - scratch that - I really suck at this. But I'll just keep on keepin' on.

So to start all this jazz, here you go. A list of things about me:

1. The sound of people filing their nails creeps me out. I literally walk out of the room when someone whips one out.
2. I'm awesome at making collages. It's my only artistic ability.
3. Mallory Austin Colbert is my best friend. We buy CD's together.
4. I've already ran out of things to say about myself.
5. When I get home I instantly take my pants off...and then proceed to put on more comfortable ones.
6. My music is best music.
7. I will one day get Nicole Gausch to love Tyler Hilton.
8. I read Avatar: The Last Airbender Fanfiction when I'm bored.
9. I read Texts From Last Night when I can't sleep at night.
10. I stalk everyone. And by everyone I mean, friends, teachers, friends of friends, and basically anyone who has an interesting profile picture.
11. I'm taking Chinese next year and I can barely pass Spanish.
12. I draw more pictures in my journal than I do write in it. #ihavenofeelingstowriteabout #hencethisblogpost
13. Popping pimples is my greatest past time.
14. I'd rather lie on my floor than sit at my desk.
15. My job is really boring and I haven't even started working yet.
16. There's a chair in my room, but I can't sit in it because 99.9% of the time there's clothes in it that I'm too lazy to put up. This chair costs over $1000 and it's being used to hold my clothes...
17. Going to bed before midnight is not possible for me.
18. I'm a natural blond.
19. My hair was red for about three months in the seventh grade.
20. I've listened to 'Friday' more than I probably should have.
21. I have a fear that when I'm driving down the road at night there's always a car behind me with their headlights turned off and they're about to murder me.
22. I was actually the Original Gangsta and every morning I wake up feeling like P. Diddy.
23. I'm white.
24. I have this squishy pillow that I sleep with every night.
25. There's too much Drake Bell on my iPod for my liking.
26. I'm ending this on a random number because I'm that predictable.
27. Three is my favorite number.
28. I REALLY  want to meet Morgan Freeman.

If you've read this far then I applaud you. I always say next time I'll be more interesting, but we all know that that's not possible.

LOOK AT MY NEW, HIPSTER, GLASSES.

[I did not buy these because I'm a hipster. I bought them because I am truly blind.]

Hey Dudes

It's been a while. I've missed you. Let's catch up.

What's going on in your lives? Really, tell me. I want to know.
...I'll pretend like I don't already know from stalking. WHAT?!

I guess this post should've came a long time ago, but you know what, I don't care. I'm doing it now. None of you care anyway.

So, yeah. Mallory and I skipped school Thursday. Why? Because we're badasses. We didn't do anything special. Just the usual. #eattacobell. Then Friday was Dare Night 2.0 AND IT WAS PRETTY AMAZING. My team didn't suck. We pretty much gave up halfway through and did our own thing.

Sorry to the woman who now has a spray cheese penis on the back window of your Jeep. Hope ya don't mind.

Also...

This is Ashley. She's my new best friend. Not really, but she's super awesome.

And, well...yeah.

Friday I hung out with Diamond Richards, aka Crystal, and we saw The Extraordinaries and fell in love.

Toatz.

This post is going nowhere...

I just want you all to be as excited as I am.

I'm gonna go back to playing with my yo-yo now.



Love it.