And We're Back

Chicks and gents, I'd like to welcome you back to The GetUp Kid. As you can tell, some changes have been made. Mostly E V E R Y T H I N G. I figured it was time for you guys to see something new, so I sat down and thought really hard about this. Well, not really. I had to spend my time at work doing something.

I wish I could say I've been thinking long and hard about my return to Blogger, but honestly I've just been playing Zelda. I FUCKING love Zelda.

Fuck you guys. I'm in love with a fictional character.

But while I was busy playing Zelda I did decide on a few new things for when I finally did make my return.

[insert list]

1. I'm going to start using the word 'fuck' more. Why? Because I fucking want to. And if you don't like it then you can go...well, you know.
2. I'm going to start talking about more controversial topics. Like my favorite: religion. Which will be coming soon to a computer near you.
3. More hilarious pictures.
4. I'll try not to talk about my boring job and instead talk about how I'm avoiding work. #whatwork?
5. It's summer break. Which means: more blog posting and more Nintendo playing. And if you don't like my rambling of Super Mario and Zelda then you, sir, can just leave.
6. I'm going to find something that makes this blog oRiGiNaL instead of just talking about my week and my nonexistent social life. I want something that I can do weekly and will be so awesome/cool that your eyes bleed.
7. Music is the art of conversation, bitches.
8. I'm going to say what's on my mind. I always feel as if I'm censoring myself and this is really the last place to do that.
9. I want to meet more internet friends. Which I know that about three, maybe four, people read this blog, but COME ON. I can't stay obsessed with Nicole Gausch forever. #yesican
10. Videos? Maybe. Mallory and I want to start a YouTube channel and become famous. Hopefully that will happen this summer.

Speaking of Mallory, here's her new blog: http://cerebellumspew.blogspot.com/ I have a feeling it's going to be better than mine and I'll get so discouraged that I'll just quit and never come back to Blogger. Why? Because Mallory is simply better than me. And yes, I know for a fact Mallory is sitting at home, on her bed or chair, smiling at the computer with her mouth wide open and screaming "YES!" I can just picture it. But, here it is anyway. And just like that all of my followers leave.

What's that? You won't leave? Yeah, you're all fucking liars.

But if you do stay here's an insight to what's to come:

And if you don't understand this picture it simply means: ass-kicking

It's been

30 odd days since I've last blogged. And, well

SORRY

I didn't mean to. I swear. You'll have me back in two weeks, I promise. OK, nevermind. I don't.

But I promise to bring an end of the school year post. Because 1) this was by far the best school year I've ever had and 2) you care. deeply. I know you do.

For the time being though just sit back, relax, and miss me like crazy.

I have nothing to say here.

I'm at work avoiding my actual work.

I'm leaving.

This will get better in time.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE HERE, BUT I LOVE PICKLES

Sometimes I get in one of those moods where I want to talk about myself and I want to make lists and preferably make lists about myself.

This will be one of those posts.

It's lame and frankly I don't care. It's 10:08 PM and all of my friends have stopped talking to me. So its time for me to stop avoiding this shit and actually do what I semi do best and that is: blog. Actually - scratch that - I really suck at this. But I'll just keep on keepin' on.

So to start all this jazz, here you go. A list of things about me:

1. The sound of people filing their nails creeps me out. I literally walk out of the room when someone whips one out.
2. I'm awesome at making collages. It's my only artistic ability.
3. Mallory Austin Colbert is my best friend. We buy CD's together.
4. I've already ran out of things to say about myself.
5. When I get home I instantly take my pants off...and then proceed to put on more comfortable ones.
6. My music is best music.
7. I will one day get Nicole Gausch to love Tyler Hilton.
8. I read Avatar: The Last Airbender Fanfiction when I'm bored.
9. I read Texts From Last Night when I can't sleep at night.
10. I stalk everyone. And by everyone I mean, friends, teachers, friends of friends, and basically anyone who has an interesting profile picture.
11. I'm taking Chinese next year and I can barely pass Spanish.
12. I draw more pictures in my journal than I do write in it. #ihavenofeelingstowriteabout #hencethisblogpost
13. Popping pimples is my greatest past time.
14. I'd rather lie on my floor than sit at my desk.
15. My job is really boring and I haven't even started working yet.
16. There's a chair in my room, but I can't sit in it because 99.9% of the time there's clothes in it that I'm too lazy to put up. This chair costs over $1000 and it's being used to hold my clothes...
17. Going to bed before midnight is not possible for me.
18. I'm a natural blond.
19. My hair was red for about three months in the seventh grade.
20. I've listened to 'Friday' more than I probably should have.
21. I have a fear that when I'm driving down the road at night there's always a car behind me with their headlights turned off and they're about to murder me.
22. I was actually the Original Gangsta and every morning I wake up feeling like P. Diddy.
23. I'm white.
24. I have this squishy pillow that I sleep with every night.
25. There's too much Drake Bell on my iPod for my liking.
26. I'm ending this on a random number because I'm that predictable.
27. Three is my favorite number.
28. I REALLY  want to meet Morgan Freeman.

If you've read this far then I applaud you. I always say next time I'll be more interesting, but we all know that that's not possible.

LOOK AT MY NEW, HIPSTER, GLASSES.

[I did not buy these because I'm a hipster. I bought them because I am truly blind.]

Hey Dudes

It's been a while. I've missed you. Let's catch up.

What's going on in your lives? Really, tell me. I want to know.
...I'll pretend like I don't already know from stalking. WHAT?!

I guess this post should've came a long time ago, but you know what, I don't care. I'm doing it now. None of you care anyway.

So, yeah. Mallory and I skipped school Thursday. Why? Because we're badasses. We didn't do anything special. Just the usual. #eattacobell. Then Friday was Dare Night 2.0 AND IT WAS PRETTY AMAZING. My team didn't suck. We pretty much gave up halfway through and did our own thing.

Sorry to the woman who now has a spray cheese penis on the back window of your Jeep. Hope ya don't mind.

Also...

This is Ashley. She's my new best friend. Not really, but she's super awesome.

And, well...yeah.

Friday I hung out with Diamond Richards, aka Crystal, and we saw The Extraordinaries and fell in love.

Toatz.

This post is going nowhere...

I just want you all to be as excited as I am.

I'm gonna go back to playing with my yo-yo now.



Love it.

I'm Avoiding Life

with this post It's only natural. School has me falling asleep, which is preventing me from sleeping at home. Homework is just out of the question and all my friends hate me. That last part is a lie. But Mallory and I did go a week being bitches to each other. Why?

Because we're teenage girls.

BUT WE'RE OK NOW!

If you don't believe me then...BOOM

I know what you're thinking.....no one cares. But this is the friendship of all friendships so get over it.

Now on to more serious matters. I'M BORED. And not the "right this moment" boredom. The "I'm bored all the time" boredom. School just isn't doing it for me. I need to find something to fill my life again. Something that actually gives me a reason to ____. I don't know. I just don't. know.

I'm reading a book. That's about as much as I have right now to filling that imaginary hole in my life. But eventually I'll be done reading the book. And noting that I'm a fast reader doesn't help either.

I guess I could perfect my juggling skillz....

Remember that chaotic room I had? The one with all the shit all over the walls? The one I had before deciding to paint it grey? Yeah, it's recently come to my conclusion that I really miss it. I realized that that room was my giant art project and it not only helped my boredom, but it also kept me from ripping my hair out. In a way it kept me sane. And now, I need to find something else to replace that with. I can't take pictures and I'm a horrible artist. I can feel myself hating writing more and more, which is a shame, but I figured it was bound to happen some time.

People keep telling me to find something that I love and just do it. Don't ask questions, don't resist it, just do it, and I just can't. And I guess it's because being an amazing collage/PowerPoint maker doesn't help my chances of rolling in the doe.

I'm done complaining now. Just one of those nights.

DARE NIGHT #2 IS IN T-MINUS 9 DAYS.

And then I'm seeing these dudes the day after!

Why

did I watch this?

It's just bad and now I can never erase it from my brain. The only thing I got out of it was...

March 4, 2011

Let me just break down March 4, 2011 for you. It was only the best day ever.

People that ramble about their day on here kind of annoy me (even though I totally do it), but I'm about to do it, because March 4, 2011 was amazing.

I woke up at 8, giving me 15 minutes to get dressed, pee, find breakfast, and drive to school without being late. Let's just say I failed. Sat in my history class where my history teacher succeeded in freaking me out about the future. Lunch came where it was  CORNDOG NUGGET DAY. oh yeah....

Just so you know, writing in complete sentences probably isn't going to happen here.

Then Spanish with Diamond Dicks and my new friend Gabby, who is amazing to say the least. We had a sub, which is like God in some sorts when you're in school. I failed a test. Not my fault though. I just didn't know what was on it. OK, I probably didn't fail. I just didn't know the first half of it. Journalism class was better. Instead of starting the project I have due in 8 days I got on Yahoo answers and made people's lives better.

I only wish I came up with that best answer. But sadly I didn't.

Anyway, after school S. Pat and I hung out at my casa where we failed at playing catch and talked to Nicole. THEN (it only gets better), Cryst...Diamond Dicks came over with Gabby and WE GOT TACO BELL. We came back to the house and waited for Mallory to show up before we jetted off to the oh so wonderful Edwin McKay's where we bought lovely music and then taking a stroll down Elm Street to see some beautiful art and eat free food.

Then we took Savannah home and went back to my house where Diamond and Gabby had to leave us. Mallory and I went to Taco bell again. We came back to my house where we ignored each other until 2AM.

Mallory, sorry PowerPoint was being gay and I couldn't make you one tonight. But I will step over that line and probably make you one tonight...while your not here....which, by the way, I find incredibly creepy. But I'll do it for you. Also, sorry we didn't get to play catch. Next time we'll play extra long to make up for it. I know you're probably sitting at your computer shaking your head no right now, not believing anything that I say, but it's the truth. We will. I promise.  By the way I want my CD's back...

Also, thank you Nicole for giving me awesome music and being the main reason why I ignored Mallory and didn't play catch with her.

Well, there you have it folks. My blog post and my Friday night. When you type it all out like that it doesn't sound much fun, but hey, we saw a train and if you don't like it you can go suck it.

I'M HANGING OUT WITH THIS CHICK TODAY!

WE'RE GETTING ICE CREAM.