The Human Centipede

Is gross. DICKS. I LOVE JUICE. OLIVE JUICE. I LOVE JAPAN. I LOVE.... HOT CHOCOLATE. TAYLOR'S STAYING THE NIGHT. WE WATCHED CENTIPEDE. LETS MAKE A HUMAN CENTIPEDE.*throw up* AGREED. WILL YOU MAKE ME HOT CHOCOLATE??? NO. 8===D WHY? TOO LAZY. HEY NICOLLLLLEEE. COME TO BONNAROO WITH US. OR TO CHLOE'S AUNT'S HOUSE. IT'S IN VAGINA. I MEAN VIRGINIA. I'M AFRAID OF DR. GERMAN GUY. SCARY FACE. CHLOE, LET'S GO TO TACO BELL. WE JUST WENT, TAYLORD.

HEY, I HATE A ROCKET TO THE MOON.

ME TOOOO. HEY, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE:

IT SNOWED. I GOT A NEW LAPTOP. SHE ALSO GOT A SNUGGIE. LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM I WAS A LION FIXING A CAR. I HAD A DREAM CHLOE STABBED ME. TAYLOR, THAT WASN'T A DREAM. YOU'RE BLEEDING RIGHT NOW. HAHAHAHA ON YOUR BED. SHIT. P00P. REMEMBER THAT PART IN HUMAN CENTIPEDE WHERE HE CUT OFF THE BUTT? YEAH, REMEMBER WHEN I ENDED UP ACROSS THE ROOM AFTER THAT? REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE? YES. DUMB BITCH. NOW, HERE'S A PICTURE OF A SNOWMAN TAYLORD AND HER BROTHER CONSTRUCTED:

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GOODNIGHT!


I'M MAKING CHLOE ON THE SIMS AFTER HER STUPID BROTHER GETS OFF THE XBOX. I AM ADDICTED TO THE SIMS. SIMMMMMSSSS.
SHE'S GONNA MARRRY TYLER HILTON, THEN I'M GOING TO MAKE MALLORY AND SHE'LL MARRRY JAMES LAFFF...ER...SOMETHING.. YEAH.


I am not ashamed to admit that I married JOSIAHHHHH. :D